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Maim!

by Dirk Blackpool
(via Galen Blackpool)

I regret to inform you all that I've stumbled across another example of my brother Dirk's poetry. Fortunately it is a short verse, so the pain will end quickly.

I always aim to maim.
It is my claim to fame.
Whether torturing man or dame,
the results are just the same.
My hobby is not tame,
and my victims are left lame.
Yet still, I always aim to maim.

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