Aperans' Laws

The shortest distance between two points is usually blocked by one of Vector's creatures. ~Anna

When in doubt, ask for help. When in trouble, dash off like a nitwit. ~CJ

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked one of Dirk's traps. ~CJ

If you mention something good, it will not happen. If you mention something bad, it will appear -- with backup. ~CJ

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, Ariel's already bought out the store. ~CJ

When something goes wrong -- Vector is usually to blame for it. ~CJ

Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse. Left to Erik Greystone, things become a catastrophe. ~CJ

If you think something is idiot-proof, you obviously haven't met Geoffrey. ~Anna

Anything good in life is either illegal or immoral -- and Justin's somehow involved. ~CJ

Dirk will never run out of schemes that will inevitably fail. ~CJ

Whenever you take time to savor the moment, that darn Greystone prince will escape your deathtrap. ~Galen

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