Dirk Blackpool in Unicorn of Death (1_79)

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Excerpts from
"Ode to My Enemies"

Dirk Blackpool

discovered by Anna M.C.

You asked for it . . . I've found a few scattered bits of "Ode to My Enemies" laying around (the copies Dirk distributed were quickly shredded and used for tadmon bedding).   Here's some of what I can still make out.  The aesthetic quality is similar to . . . well, to put it delicately, similar to what the tadmon are using it for. ; ) 

Read at your own risk.   Don't say I didn't warn you . . . .

First bit:

"I think that I shall never see
A sight that is as sweet to me
As that of you, good Prince, run through
Upon my sword; I swear to you
Your Princess will have cause to sob --
You'll be a Greystone shish kebab."

Another bit:

"Forsooth, it is a happy fate
Your foes all to decapitate
They should have quit, a wise man said
Ere the day they were a head."

It gets worse . . . if there are any hard-core masochists among you who want to see more of it, let me know and I'll dig deeper into the tadmon bedding. ; )


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