A literal one. Seems that our very own Coulter has survived another year without blowing himself up.
Happy Birthday. Everyone make sure to stay away from his cake though, I don't like the look of those candles.
From: Maurine Starkey
I thought of posting a Birthday greeting to Coulter on Sunday, but decided to send a personal invitation to the man himself, to enjoy the hospitality of Monigold.
As the Prime Wizard of Monigold I treated him to some fire works of my own. Well, one thing led to another and I completely for got to post the Happy Birthday. I've given him my best...wishes for another happy year.
Happy Birthday Coulter!
From: Dirk Blackpool
Ah, my dear Coulter. Thankfully you haven't been sneaking about in the tunnel under the castle lately. Bethel. umm, Talia. got quite a charge out of it, but I must say that I didn't. Masonry repairs are a bit on the expensive side, unless you can properly motivate your workers. Which, of course, I can.
Enjoy the special little cigar Vector's prepared for you. Top shelf, he says.
Hope your birthday's a real bang.
My Dear Dork! (Excuse me, I hit the wrong key. After all, they are right next to each other)
Fitting it is that we should have such mutual respect for one another, especially since it has become my special mission in life to be a thorn in your side, and the bane of your existence.
Thank You for the birthday wishes. It is very kind of you to acknowledge them. Please pass my gratitude onto Vector for me. The cigar will make a nice detonator.
I know, the more property damage I inflict on you the more peasants you will put to the axe, but what the hell do I care? The only one I really cared for you have already put to death. I'm all out of loved ones, but the list of your personal properties goes on and on. I should have a delightful time of making it all little more than landfill for the rest of my days.
Do let me know when YOUR birthday is so I may return the favor. Such a valiant adversary, too bad you have the fashion sense of an overbloated crow.
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