Erik Greystone in Dungeon of Death (7_55)

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Please! Toucha-Toucha-Touch Me!

(as sung by Princess Tamara Tronin [RP character] to Prince Erik Greystone)

from Rocky Horror Picture Show

(image by Crownhelm)

by Crownhelm


I'm feeling done in... can't win
We've only ever kissed before

You mean she wants to...

Uh, huh...

I thought it would help to be hinting
But good Prince Greystone doesn't seem willing
Must think it only leads to trouble
So I'm gonna have to be asking

Now I just want to know how it really goes
I've got his kisses but I want more (More, more, more)
I won't put up any resistance - I want to go the distance
I've got an itch to scratch - Prince Erik, I need assistance!

Toucha toucha touch me
I want to be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Heir of all Camarand

Then if anything grows while you do your hero pose
I'll oil you up and rub you down (Down, down, down)
And that's just one small fraction of the main attraction
You need a friendly hand and your princess needs action!

Toucha toucha touch me
I want to be dirty!
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Heir of all Camarand!

Toucha toucha touch her

She wants to be dirty

Thrill her, chill her, fulfill her

Heir of all Camarand

Toucha toucha touch me!
I want to be dirty!
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me!
Heir of all Camarand!

Huh? Heir of all Camarand?
*looks at Tamara with a slightly horrified expression on his face*

Heir of all Camarand? *smirks*
*aside* Not if I can help it.

Heir of all Camarand?
*aside* Nor I, my lord.

Heir of all Camarand?
*looks Erik up and down thoughtfully*

Heir of all Camarand!
*sighs and gazes at Erik lustfully*


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