Dirk's Theme #3
Let Me Hurt and Maim You

set to the tune of Let Me Entertain You from the musical Gypsy.

Dirk Blackpool

by Anna M.C. and CJ

The scene:
One of the Torture Chambers in Castle Blackpool.
A large blood~red velvet curtain with black fringe hangs in front.
A spotlight highlights Vector standing by the corner of the "stage".

Vector:

Karteia's one and only torture chamber, presents Prince Dirk Blackpool.

Stirring music begins.
Curtain opens ~ Dirk standing next to a prisoner strapped to a table. Other prisoners hanging from shackles on the wall behind.

Dirk:

Let me hurt and maim you
Make you scream in vain

Chorus of prisoners moans.

Dirk:

Impale you with bamboo shoots
Then walk on you with spiked boots.
I'm very into pain.
And as I break bone
I'll dream you're Greystone
And then my spirits will climb.
So let me hurt and maim you
And I'll have a real good time, but not you
I'll have...a real good time.

Rousing instrumental break.
Dirk sways his hips and twirls his monocle to the beat.
He finishes with a few Rockette~style high kicks, kicking a prisoner in the face with each one.

Dirk:

And as I break bone
I'll dream you're Greystone
And then my spirits will climb.
Let me hurt and maim you
And I'll have a real good time, but not you
I'll have...a real good time.

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Dirk's Theme #3 Let Me Hurt and Maim You

by Anna M.C. and CJ

Dirk's Theme #3
Let Me Hurt and Maim You