Blackpool-maniacs

set to the tune Animaniacs

Dirk Blackpool

by Pyra Cantha

It's time for Blackpool-maniacs
And we're insane-y to the max
So just sit back and relax
While Southern defenses collapse
We're Blackpool-maniacs!

Come join the Torture Troopers
And the Wizard Vector, too
Just for laughs we'll cut you up
Or throw you in the stew
You may land in the torture chamber, if you dare to get caught
But then we chant,
The dear Prince rants,
And now we're after you!

We're Blackpool-maniacs!
Victims scream when Dirk attacks.
Geoffrey eats all the cheese the snacks
While Vector tortures upon racks.
Enemies tremble in their tracks.
When we send shivers down their backs.
We're Blackpool-maniacs!

Meet our insane monarch who wants to rule the universe.
Meet Geoffrey and King Saris; say hi to Witch Bethel.
Blackpools conspire together; Vector whacks 'em with a curse.
The enemy's Prince Greystone, his brother sucks at verse.
The good guys blow; we rule the show!

We're Blackpool-maniacs!
We know secrets others lack.
We have leather to the max
Your brains are Wizard snacks
We're Blackpool-manie,
Totally insaney
Tugging at my brainy
Blackpool-maniacs!
Pass me the axe!

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