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1. The Unicorn of Death Episode Four Act 1 |
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GREYSTONE'S ODYSSEYNight of TerrorWritten by Bill Richmond
Second draft - September 9, 1982 We have altered the original format for ease of reading. ACT ONE FADE IN: SCENE 1 In a beautiful unspoiled clearing, GREYSTONE and ARIEL are preparing for a picnic. Greystone, looking thoroughly ill at ease, is carrying a picnic basket in one hand and Ariel's tiny beribboned poodle in the other. ARIEL This is perfect, right here. Only over in the shade. I hate the sun. It makes your skin old and wrinkled. Squinting makes wrinkles, too. That's why you never see me squint. If somebody says something I don't understand, I never say . . . (squinting) . . . what do you mean? I always say . . . (forcing her eyes wide open) . . . what do you mean? GREYSTONE I don't like it here, Ariel. ARIEL Why? It's beautiful, and no crowds. I hate crowds. There are always people with colds and germs. GREYSTONE It's creepy around here. ARIEL Now, you aren't going to start that baloney about the legend again, are you? (to dog; baby talk) Big, stwong Gweystone is afwaid of ghosts and gobwins, isn't he, Woje? Greystone gives the dog a disdainful look as she chucks it under the chin. GREYSTONE We are on the grounds of Castle Karnaj. In fact, it's just through those woods there. ARIEL So? GREYSTONE Things have happened in there you don't want to know about. She takes tablecloth from the basket and begins spreading it out on the ground. ARIEL Like what? GREYSTONE Like people turning into wild beasts. ARIEL Oh, my. Why don't you open the wine and tell me more. Greystone puts the dog down and takes the wine from the picnic basket as Ariel continues to lay out the rest of the food. GREYSTONE Let's talk about the food. It looks terrific. Did you fix it? ARIEL Of course not, silly. I don't even know where the kitchen is. GREYSTONE You told them what to make. ARIEL Yeah, I said make us a picnic. GREYSTONE Well, you set a nice table. ARIEL You're going to clean up the mess, aren't you? GREYSTONE Sure. ARIEL Hey, you're not disappointed, are you? I mean, you're not one of those clowns who thinks his wife should cook and clean and all that junk, are you? GREYSTONE Just a fleeting thought. He pours the wine and holds his glass up. GREYSTONE To us. ARIEL To us. She toasts and continues on. ARIEL That's what servants are for. I figure my job is to look pretty and desirable for my husband. If you wanted your wife to do all that other stuff, why not marry one of those blowsy barmaids from Dunfirm Tavern . . . The ones your brother is always chasing after. Greystone looks off silently . . . thinking about that. ARIEL Right? GREYSTONE Right. Pass the carpacca salad. ARIEL Not yet. I wanna hear about the wild parties in that house. GREYSTONE They weren't wild parties. They were terrible things. ARIEL I'll be the judge. CUT TO:
SCENE 2 KING BAALDORF and LATTINIA are dining alone. BAALDORF Pass the mashed carpaccas. LATTINIA Why don't you finish what's in your beard? BAALDORF Very funny. LATTINIA Well, you should be more concerned with your appearance. BAALDORF Vanity is not one of my vices. Besides, what's wrong with the way I look? LATTINIA Well, you could lose a little weight. It would make you look so much younger. BAALDORF Look at it this way. The older I look, the younger you look. LATTINIA You do have a point. BAALDORF Besides, my sweet, there's still a lot of fire in the furnace. LATTINIA Yes, I've seen that fire in your eyes when you look at the upstairs maid. BAALDORF Only thinking of you, my love. LATTINIA Sure, sure. BAALDORF Why isn't Ariel eating with us? LATTINIA She's on a picnic with Greystone. BAALDORF Ariel? Out in the daylight? LATTINIA She'll stay in the shade. She hates wrinkles as much as I do. BAALDORF I don't mind them. The ones around your eyes give you character. LATTINIA What do you mean? BAALDORF Ah, dear Lattinia, you shouldn't be so concerned with age. After all, you could be a grandmother soon. LATTINIA Not too soon, I hope. Besides, I don't mind getting older, I just mind looking older. Baaldorf gets up and crosses to the back of her chair and kisses her on the cheek. BAALDORF You will always look young and beautiful to me. LATTINIA Edwin, please . . . my hair. BAALDORF So much for the fire in the furnace. LATTINIA There's a time and a place for everything. Finish your food. BAALDORF It doesn't taste too terrific. Did you cook it? LATTINIA Really, Edwin . . . me, in the kitchen? BAALDORF Sorry, I lost my head there for a moment. He sits back down at the table. BAALDORF So Ariel and Greystone are out in the woods fooling around. LATTINIA I didn't say that. They are on a picnic. BAALDORF When you and I used to go on picnics . . . LATTINIA Alright, alright. They're such a lovely couple. They'll live here in the castle with us, you know. I've already discussed it with Ariel. We'll remodel the east wing. I figure we can make that monstrous old banquet hall into two master bedrooms . . . one for him and one for her. BAALDORF Like ours. LATTINIA Right. It's quiet there, too, so she can have her naps in the afternoon. You know how I feel about being disturbed during my afternoon nap. BAALDORF Do I. LATTINIA And with her here all the time, we can still shop together every day. Oh, it's all so exciting, I can hardly wait. Baaldorf lifts his wineglass in a toast. BAALDORF To the happy couple . . . you and Ariel. CUT TO:
SCENE 3 Greystone is holding a mirror for Ariel, who is fixing her hair, as they continue their discussion of the legend of Karnaj. ARIEL And no one has ever come out of Castle Karnaj alive? GREYSTONE Not if they killed anything in there. ARIEL Boy, Old Karnaj must have like that pet spider of his a lot. GREYSTONE He supposedly loved all living things, but when somebody killed that spider, he went bananas. ARIEL And he put a curse on the castle. GREYSTONE Right. That's why you never see anybody in these woods. Nobody wants to be near the place . . . especially after dark. Ariel turns to see Woje eating out of the picnic basket. She grabs him and pulls him over in front of the mirror that Greystone is still holding. ARIEL Now wook what you've done, you bad wittow boy. She makes Woje look in the mirror. ARIEL You got carpacca salwed on your wittow nose-nose. She takes a napkin and wipes Woje's nose. The dog doesn't like it and takes off into the woods. ARIEL Woje!! Come back here! (to Greystone) He's running away. Get him. Greystone runs off into the woods. GREYSTONE Woje!
SCENE 4 Greystone chases the dog through the woods. In contrast to his usual dashing expert style, he looks totally out of place as he slips and slides around trees, tripping over fallen branches, and making diving lunges at the running animal. Even his faithful sword gets in his way in this mad chase. GREYSTONE Come here . . . (looking around for Ariel) . . . you little mutt. ARIEL (O.S.) Woje . . . here, Woje . . . come to Mommy!
SCENE 5 The dog has come to a clearing and stopped. Greystone sneaks slowly up to him, and after a beat, makes one grand, diving grab. The dog runs TOWARD CAMERA as Greystone misses and then looks up. We see his horrified expression as we: CUT TO:
SCENE 6 There is the Castle Karnaj, forbidding and ghostly. Woje is running toward it.
SCENE 7 Well hidden nearby, we see only the face of VECTOR, smiling and silently guiding the dog along by pointing his finger at him.
SCENE 8 Ariel, who has seen the dog heading for the castle, comes running out of the woods chasing him.
SCENE 9 GREYSTONE Ariel! Don't! I'll get him.
SCENE 10 The front door CREEKS [sic] open and the dog runs in, followed by Ariel and then Greystone.
SCENE 11 They are in a great hall . . . obviously abandoned for centuries, where imminent horror and death seem to literally permeate the foul, dank air, and ooze from the walls. There are cobwebs everywhere and furniture covered with rotting gray cloth. Several suits of armor stand at attention around the room. Stairs lead up to some unimaginable place. Over the huge fireplace is a dusty painting of a man, bearded and menacing, with eyes that pierce one's soul. Karnaj. Greystone and Ariel stop short in the middle of the room and take it all in. The dog is nowhere to be seen, and is momentarily forgotten by his two stunned pursuers. ARIEL Oh, my! GREYSTONE Ariel, I'm not the smartest guy in the world, but I know this is not a good place to be. ARIEL It is kinda spooky. But I bet it would be nice all fixed up. GREYSTONE Please, don't even suggest it. ARIEL That must be old what's-his-name. GREYSTONE Karnaj. ARIEL Right. He sure was a funny looking old creep. GREYSTONE Only kidding. She didn't mean it, friend. ARIEL Oh, Erik, don't be so silly. GREYSTONE Okay, but let's go. I've . . . ah . . . got to get a haircut. ARIEL I'll bet there's some fabulous antiques under some of these covers. She pulls one off to reveal a lovely old carved table. ARIEL See. Isn't that beautiful? GREYSTONE Ariel, will you leave things alone? She crosses to a door and opens it. ARIEL A closet. There are even some old clothes in it. She reaches in and pulls out an old, tattered, jeweled coat and holds it up for Greystone. ARIEL The guy dressed pretty fancy. GREYSTONE Yeah, well, they say he was a musician. She puts it back and closes the door. ARIEL Well, he must have been weird. What kind of a guy plays with spiders? GREYSTONE She likes spiders. So do I. She crosses to another area and pulls the cover off an old chest. ARIEL Look at this. GREYSTONE Don't open it. ARIEL Why not? It may be filled with jewels. She lifts the lid. It is empty. GREYSTONE I guess he took 'em with him. ARIEL Look at that. She points to what appears to be a covered high back chair. GREYSTONE A chair. ARIEL But look at the size of it. I'll bet it was the old guy's throne. She crosses to it and pulls off the cover. There is nothing under it. They are both startled. Greystone quickly draws his sword. ARIEL Did you say he was a musician or a magician? GREYSTONE We're getting out of here . . . now. ARIEL Okay, okay, but I think you can put your sword away, unless you plan on killing one of the other chairs. Greystone puts his sword away. GREYSTONE Where's the dog? ARIEL Don't call Woje a dog. She's my wittow baby darwing. GREYSTONE Well, get your wittow baby darwing and let's get our wittow behinds out of here. Ariel shoots him a look and calls the dog. ARIEL Woje, come here, baby. The dog comes from somewhere. ARIEL You bad wittow girwl. (to painting) So long, gramps. You got a weird place here. GREYSTONE What a joker, huh? (to Ariel) Come on, and be careful. Don't step on anything. ARIEL Like what? GREYSTONE Like bugs or spiders . . . don't kill anything. ARIEL Oh, don't start with that stuff again. GREYSTONE Okay, okay. ARIEL Come on Woje. (to Greystone; mockingly) Bugs or spiders . . . ouch!! Something bites her on the back of the neck and she hits it with her hand. There is a blinding flash of lightning and a deafening CRACK of thunder.
SCENE 12 We are CLOSE ON the face of Karnaj lit by the lightning.
SCENE 13 The dog bolts and runs out the front door. Greystone takes Ariel's hand and pulls her quickly toward the door. They almost make it, but at the very last second there is another flash of lightning and the door SLAMS shut. Greystone pulls it open and there is a gleaming steel sheet covering the door. Then in quick succession, we see similar steel sheets SLAM down over the windows. Greystone runs frantically to each one but in each case is too late. As Greystone and Ariel look at each other, we hear a cacophony of terrifying SCREAMS and LAUGHTER from every corner of the castle.
SCENE 14 Vector, outside the castle watching, as it seals itself. He laughs and vanishes. FADE OUT.
END OF ACT ONE
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